New year, new start, same old, but still the most accurate stock market forecast for 2017

At the beginning of each year, there are many pundits, experts, self-proclaimed gurus, and other suspicious characters who’d like to sell you stuff predicting the directions of the Stock Markets.

As I personally have ample years of experience in the Stock Markets (and thus know for sure what’s going on),  I did get asked—by my three friends and my one wife—about my take on 2017.

So after thorough research, I am absolutely confident about the high probability of my forecast.

Here it is:

2017 Stock Market Forecast

In the next 12 months, the US-stocks will go up and they will go down.  As will the stocks in Europe, the Emerging Markets, and even Singapore.  And in each trading day, there will be movements—in either direction.


Wait, don’t go yet. Hear me out first.


Ok, I might have oversold my advice a tiny weensy bit, nevertheless, I assure you that it is not to trick you, but to show you how it really is.

1) Several studies have shown that people prefer a Pundit who is confident—to one who is accurate.  And Pundits are happy to oblige.

2) Confidence in a forecast rises with the amount of information that goes into it.  Nonetheless, the accuracy of the forecast stays the same.

3) Investors want to believe in someone – believe me.  Forecasters want to earn a living.  So one of those groups is going to be disappointed.  And I think you know which group that would be.

4) Pundits are people who profess to have knowledge about things that can’t be known and they have a combination of the skill of actors, the non-sensicality of comedians, the believability of priests, and the credibility of politicians.

As Nassim Taleb puts it in his unique and witty style:

“The tragedy is that much of what you think is random is in your control and, what’s worse, the opposite.”


What’s in your control?

Regular savings are in your control.

Expectations are in your control.

Behavior is in your control.

But Stock Market moves in this uncertain world are not.

So do not stop with your regular investments in the stock market due to “scary” predictions.  Timing the market does not work, only time in the market works.  Let the little dwarfs from the tribe “Compound Interest” work for you—24/7—and let them breed like rabbits.

And please do not make the mistake and follow some expert’s advice and then pretend you know something you don’t—because your perception of risk would become warped.  You would take risks you didn’t think existed and would face events you didn’t think could occur.

Understanding what you don’t know, and what you can’t know, is much more important than the stuff you actually know.

“But, but,”—I hear you think—”What distinguishes us as human beings from other animals is our ability to predict the future.  What happened to that scientific truth, man?”

Well, it is rather our interest in predicting the future than our ability to predict the future.


Humans are bad predictors of the future

We spend a great deal of our waking life, imagining what it would be like to be this way, or that way, or to do this, or that. We do this for good reasons: it is what allows us to shape our life.  And it is by trying to exert some control over our futures that we attempt to be happy.  But, by any objective measure, we are really bad at this predictive function.

We’re far too accepting of the conclusions of our imaginations; nevertheless, our imaginations aren’t particularly imaginative.  They have the tendency to fill in, and then leave out without telling us.  Our imaginations are also really bad at telling us how we will think, when the future finally comes.  And our personal experiences aren’t nearly as good at correcting these errors as we might think.

Just as we err in remembering the past, so we err in imagining the future.  Our desire to control is so powerful and the feeling of being in control—so rewarding—that people often act as though they can control the uncontrollable, despite being ill-equipped to properly preview the future, let alone control it.

Nobody can predict the Stock Markets.  Not even me (what a mind-boggling revelation!).  I actually have no idea, as the stock market is just a mechanism for putting a price tag on surprises.

I, however, have gotten accustomed to being uncomfortable, not knowing what’s going to happen next, while keeping my long-term goals in focus.  Why are returns for a one year period so important anyway?  That is just the time it takes the Earth to go around the sun and I don’t see it having any other significance for my investments.

Hence, let’s keep it with Napoleon Bonaparte’s definition of a military genius:

“The man who can do the average thing when all those around him are going crazy.”

It’s the same in investing.  You don’t have to be a genius to do well in investing.  You just have to not go crazy when everyone else does.

And be careful with your buddies, the brain and the eyes.


What are you looking at?

eyes and brain collaborate

The brain and the eyes may have a contractual relationship in which the brain agrees to believe what the eyes see, but, in return, the eyes agree to look for what the brain wants.

Too abstract?

This analogy from some experienced market wizards might help: “A clever investor likens the market to an excitable dog—on a very long leash in New York City, darting randomly in every direction.  The dog’s owner is walking from Columbus Circle— through Central Park—to the Metropolitan Museum and at any one moment, there is no predicting which way the pooch will lurch.  But in the long run, you know he’s heading northeast at an average speed of five km per hour.

What is astonishing is that almost all of the market players, big and small, seem to have their eyes on the dog, and not the owner.”

What are your eyes going to look at throughout this year?


Special message for the regular Tacomob-Reader: In case you find this post familiar, it could/should be.  Because I have published the same post in early 2016. Magically it is still applicable and still the most accurate forecast for 2017.  You should not be surprised to read the same.  You should only be surprised if you were to read something different from me.

“Those who ‘play’ the stock market as if it were a game will lose. Those who respect is as a force of nature will prosper, but only so long as they are humble and patient.” – Jason Zweig

“In the longer run, the economy drives politics and not the other way around.” – any long term investor who has observed the markets for a while


  1. Andy,

    A New Year’s greeting from me!

    I was laughing out loud when I read the “believability of priests”.

    Glad I’m not in church; if not sure will be castigated… LOL!

    That was my first hearty laugh for 2017 – thanks!

    “The tragedy is that much of what you think is random is in your control and, what’s worse, the opposite.”

    I think some financial bloggers and fan boys and girls don’t quite get the meaning of “opposite”.

    I was going to spell it out, but then again no.

    Hee, hee.

    • A wonderful New Year to you, Jared.

      Oops, did I manage to slip in a religiously colored statement into my post there? Oh well, it is true.

      We’d all better learn the meaning of opposite.

      More often than not what we are looking for in life is to be found exactly in the opposite direction of where we are currently looking for it.

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